About

I write code, break production, then git blame myself while I fix it.

Mostly found neck-deep in distributed systems, game engines, or some obscure GitHub issue thread.

I believe dark mode is a basic human right, semicolons are optional, and I keep my code like my coffee — sometimes DRY, sometimes WET, but always hydrated.

When I'm not catching exceptions, I'm throwing weights around or teaching AI models that recursion isn't a personality trait.

Hire me before I pivot to beekeeping.